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If I Woke Up And Nothing Hurt - Fibromyalgia Cat Tee79.00 NIS
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If nothing hurt, you'd think you were dead
Dark humour for the chronically-in-pain. They'll get it.
- Gentle on sensitive skin
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Sizes S to 6XL
- Fibro awareness
Secure checkout. 14-day returns.
The fabric is genuinely soft - not scratchy like other graphic tees. And the design makes me feel seen. Got so many comments.
Description
Product details
| Fabric | Soft cotton blend, breathable |
| Fit | Relaxed unisex |
| Sizes | S to 6XL (see size guide) |
| Durable, wash-after-wash | |
| Care | Machine wash cold, inside out |
Customer service
Real humans who get it. Reach us any time through our Contact page and we'll get back to you within 1 business day.
Return policy
14-day money-back guarantee. If it doesn't soften your day, reach out for a full refund. Easy returns, no fuss. Ships within Israel, 5-8 business days with tracking.
Why it works
The joke only spoonies really get
'If I woke up and nothing hurt, I'd think I was dead.' It's the dark, tired humour that gets you through a flare - worn where the world can see it.
Soft, everyday-cotton feel
Printed on a soft, breathable unisex tee that feels gentle on sensitive, achey skin - the kind you actually want to wear on a bad day.
Your size, your colour
A relaxed unisex fit from S to 6XL in 8 colours, so you can pick the cut and shade that feels most like you.
Wear it, gift it, feel seen
A quiet way to feel understood - or to tell someone with fibro 'I get it.' Comfortable enough for every single day.
Not sure about the sizing or the print?
Fair - most graphic tees run odd. This one is a relaxed unisex fit (size up for extra room), and the design is printed to last wash after wash without cracking. The full size chart is right on this page.
The shirt that says it for you.
♡You are not too much.
You are enough. ♥Every purchase supports our mission to bring comfort and dignity to invisible illness.
The proof is in the reviews

Fits great, size up for comfy
Relaxed fit; I sized up for that oversized cosy feel. Print is crisp and held up after washing.
– Shani R.
Bought it for my sister
She has fibro and teared up - said someone finally 'gets it'. Lovely quality too.
– Dana K.
Great tee
Comfortable and the message is perfect. Runs a touch large, which I actually love.
– Maya L.
My comfort-day uniform
This is what I reach for on rough days. Soft, gentle on my skin, and it says exactly how I feel.
– Tal B.
Would buy again
Exactly what I hoped for. Comfortable, well made, and it does its job quietly every day.
– Keren V.
Recommended to my friends
I've already told two people with fibro about it. Little things like this really do help the day feel softer.
– Adi H.Questions, answered
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit from S to 6XL. If you like extra room, size up. A full size chart is on this page.
Is the fabric soft?
Yes - a soft, breathable cotton-blend jersey chosen to feel gentle on sensitive skin.
Will the print last?
The design is printed to withstand regular washing without cracking or fading. Wash inside-out and cool to keep it looking new.
What colours can I get?
Eight colours - black, white, dark grey, sport grey, navy, royal blue, army green and red. Pick yours from the colour selector.
A comfort product, not a medical device. We focus on comfort, never cures.
